Below The Belt
"Merkin is Merkin and never the twain shall meet."
"You call yourself a man of God and you've never even been on television."
"How can we be good for each other? There are so many things wrong with you."
"No curve balls, Jimmy. Or you’ll find yourself in the spring musical."
"I got no regrets. Except maybe I didn’t need to spend so much time with my family."
"We’ll have a drink and then a drink and then a drink and see what happens..."
The Pursuit of Happiness
"Tammy has changed a lot. She hates sex. She’s an architect."
"So if I just slept with you and never said I love you I’d have a better chance?”
"I’m disappointed in you, Hanrahan. I thought if we both felt contempt for Dobbitt it would bring us closer together."
"In every marriage you’re hanging by a thread and half the time you regret the day you were born but that’s no reason to quit."
"Everybody’s guilty. Some people manage to beat the rap is all."
“Our divorce is in a shambles, isn’t it?”