Below The Belt
"Merkin is Merkin and never the twain shall meet."
"You call yourself a man of God and you've never even been on television."
"How can we be good for each other? There are so many things wrong with you."
"No curve balls, Jimmy. Or you’ll find yourself in the spring musical."
"I got no regrets. Except maybe I didn’t need to spend so much time with my family."
"We’ll have a drink and then a drink and then a drink and see what happens..."
The Pursuit of Happiness
"Tammy has changed a lot. She hates sex. She’s an architect."
"So if I just slept with you and never said I love you I’d have a better chance?”